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Total Medals Earned: 461 (From 67 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,250 Points

Deal with Putin

Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Crushed 5 Points

There go my hopes and dreams.

One Shot, One Kill 5 Points

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.

25 Kill Streak 5 Points

Tactical nuke, incoming!

The Diplomatic Option 5 Points

The pen is mightier than the sword!

Urine Trouble 5 Points

Better go see a doctor!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Downhill to Infinity

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Beefed 5 Points

Get your first faceful of pavement

Combo Kid 5 Points

Land a Combo of 5 or more

Combo Captain 10 Points

Land a Combo of 15 or more

Combo King 25 Points

Land a Combo of 25 or more

Combo Christ 100 Points

Land a Combo of 40 or more

Slow Ride 10 Points

Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 14/100 (70/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Egg Game

Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/30 points)

Level 1 5 Points

You beat level 1! Awesome, I guess

Level 2 5 Points

You beat level 2! Wow, you're actually playing this

Level 3 10 Points

A little harder than the others, but you managed to get through it

YOU WIN!!!!! 10 Points

Ten points to you! You're a real winner!!!

Flanders Killer 8

Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/465 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Beginning 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the beginning

Kodo's ship 10 Points

Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship

Frink's lab 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab

Park with Quimby 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby

Burn's Golf Course 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course

Alley with Snake 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake

Bonus: Bible Blasters 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters

Alley with Moleman 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman

Sea Captain's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop

Pettigrew's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop

Bridge to Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield

Bonus: Larry the Looter 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter

Park with Otto 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto

Jabediah Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield

Seymour's House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Seymour's House

Playground with Ralph 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph

Park with Fat Tony 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony

Springfield Zoo 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo

Bonus: Hockey Dad 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad

Moe's Tavern - Roof 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof

Moe's Tavern 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern

Apu's Kwik-E-Mart 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart

Simpsons' House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House

Simpsons' House - Inside 10 Points

Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House

Smithers' Castle 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle

Devil Flanders 25 Points

Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders

Quad Killer 10 Points

Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!

Todd's Combo 10 Points

Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body

Kill Bob 25 Points

Kill Sideshow Bob

Family Matters 25 Points

Don't kill your family members

Mass Muderer 25 Points

Kill everyone in springfield

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Lead Killer 10 Points

Get a highscore on the Leaderboards

Brutal Killer 25 Points

Play the game 3 times in one session!

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

Friday Night Funkin' Simulator

Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)

Kickstarted 5 Points

You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Jumphase

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)

4 Levels 5 Points

Complete 4 levels.

8 Levels 10 Points

Complete 8 levels.

12 Levels 25 Points

Complete 12 levels.

16 Levels 25 Points

Complete 16 levels.

20 Levels 50 Points

Complete 20 levels.

24 Levels 100 Points

Complete 24 levels.

Kill Lola Bunny

Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/375 points)

'cause I'm TNT 5 Points

Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.

Ballgame 5 Points

You've got a pretty good basketball shot!

Cuntpunter 5 Points

That's a pretty good kick!

Flatliner 5 Points

Splat! She's flat for real now.

Hot Limit 5 Points

You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.

IPPON! 5 Points

Like a Samurai Warrior!

Nice View 5 Points

Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.

Psycho 5 Points

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!

Quickfix 5 Points

That there crowbar's fixed her up good!

Shotgun man-iac 5 Points

Give the Shotgun a go!

War Criminal 5 Points

You have crossed the moral event horizon.

Full Set 10 Points

You have mastered all the tools of your trade.

Donkeh! 25 Points

The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.

Maniac 25 Points

Kill her 50 times.

Old School Operator 25 Points

Do it like Shotgun Man

Insane 50 Points

Insane! That's over a 100 kills!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Kill the Plumber

Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/370 points)

Indie Giving 5 Points

Check out Dojo.com

No Stomping 5 Points

Get stomped on level 1.

Deathtouch 10 Points

Touch and kill the plumber on level 4

1UP Yours 5 Points

Kill the plumber 10 times

Join the Army 5 Points

Like Kill the Plumber's page

Shortcut 5 Points

Beat level 12 under 5 seconds

World 1 Done 10 Points

Beat level 12 under 5 seconds

100 Lives Lost 25 Points

Kill the plumber 100 times.

Another Castle 25 Points

Beat level 24

Castle Crushed 25 Points

Beat level 36

Jumpless 25 Points

Beat level 10 without jumping

Must Kill 25 Points

Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23

Completionist 50 Points

Beat all Lost Levels

Lost Levels 50 Points

Get at least 108 stars

Perfectionist 100 Points

Get all 144 stars